Welp, when I get bored i log in on trollmegle as a beat up John.
I can’t.. get the headcanon that he’ll be scrawny after Sburb. I always saw Dad as a broad and strong man, and I bet John would have the body of a construction worker after all that hammerin’ 8I
But he is not really fast: i mean, how many times has he gotten stabbed now?
Conclusion: in a fist fight John would be a worthy fighter, and he would probably win too! But his poor evading skills would result in many damages 8V